Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Spiritual Chaos by Alysia's Tarot is officially open for witchy shenanigans and cosmic co-conspiracies!

Ever wanted to stir up some serious spiritual mayhem with a self-taught Chaos Witch who's got more witchy lineage than your grandma's recipe book? Well, look no further! I'm Alysia, and I'm knee-deep in the glorious mess of Chaos Magick, meaning I play by my own damn rules (and sometimes break a few just for kicks).

My spell-slinging skills are, shall we say, extensive. We're talking everything from juicing up your general life and baby-makin' mojo (fertility spells, holla!) to the delightful art of hexing (and un-hexing, because karma's a witch, and sometimes she needs a removal). Jinxes and curses? Consider them evicted. Need more cash, less drama (aka 3rd party removals), or to snip those toxic ties (cord cuttings)? Honey, I've got you covered. Love spells? Cleansing that bad juju? Manifesting your wildest dreams (or maybe just a decent parking spot)? Manipulation and baneful workings with a wink and a nudge? Yeah, I do that. And SO. MUCH. MORE.

But wait, there's more sparkle! I've also been wrangling tarot and oracle cards, and decoding the cosmic tea leaves of Astrology for over 5 glorious years. Need insights into your health, love life, general existential dread, fertility timelines, or when Mercury is finally going direct? I'm your girl. Astrocartography charts and birth chart basics? Consider it charted!

Now, let's get real. I'm a small biz queen holding court over on TikTok, and what's Witchtok for if not to build each other up like the magical empire we deserve? I'm itching to collab with all you amazing witches out there – whether you're a green witch with a thumb so verdant it makes fairies jealous, a cosmic witch who speaks fluent starlight, a kitchen witch whose potions could win MasterChef, or anything beautifully in between!

My cauldron (and my schedule) are open to Podcasts that'll leave listeners spellbound, Traveling adventures that scream #WitchOnTheGo, wickedly fun Video Collaborations that'll break the internet (in a good way, obviously), and whatever other brilliantly chaotic ideas you've got brewing.

So, if you're ready to stir the pot of collaboration with a witch who embraces the beautiful, unpredictable chaos of it all, slide into my DMs (aka the contact form below). I promise to get back to you faster than a broomstick on a full moon! Let's make some magic happen, darling witches! ✨

spiritualchaos111@gmail.com
(510)427-6761

Portland, OREGON